9-to-5 Necromancer’s T-Shirt

Unleash your inner workplace warlock with our mystical “9-to-5 Necromancer’s T-Shirt” - the ultimate talisman against the soul-sucking monotony of corporate life! 🧙‍♂️✨

🕰️ Time-Bending Comfort: Woven from the threads of eternity (aka 100% US cotton), this 5.3 oz/yd² enchanted garment transcends the boundaries of weekday misery. The fabric is made from specially spun fibers, creating a very strong and smooth surface.

🧠 Mind Control-Resistant: The classic fit and crew neckline create an impenetrable forcefield against micromanaging bosses and energy-draining meetings. The ribbed knit collar without seam ensures high elasticity and helps retain its shape, making sure your necromantic look stays sharp.

🔮 Curse-Breaking Properties:

• Banish itchy labels with our magical tear-away tag
• Ward off underarm demons with seamless construction
• Summon weekend vibes with every wear
• The shoulders have tape for improved durability, ensuring your uniform withstands the trials of the corporate dungeon.

👻 Ghosting-the-Job Benefits:

• Appear present in body, while your spirit wanders free
• Perfect camouflage for secret job interviews
• Doubles as pajamas for those “working from home” days

🌈 Ethically Sourced Sorcery: Crafted by the high priests of Gildan, members of the sacred US Cotton Trust Protocol coven. Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors and Tweed are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

🧪 Oeko-Tex Certified: Free from hexes, curses, and harmful chemicals!

🌙 Necromantic Care Instructions:

• Cleanse in warm ritual baths (max 40C)
• Tumble dry on medium to maintain its otherworldly softness
• Ironing breaks the spell - avoid at all costs!

Whether you’re navigating the treacherous waters of client calls or battling the dragons of deadline doom, this tee is your armor, your battle cry, and your secret weapon all rolled into one. It whispers, “I may look professional, but inside, I’m plotting a cubicle revolution!” 🏴‍☠️

Don’t just survive the work week - rule it like the office overlord you are! Embrace the dark side of employment, where every day is casual Friday for your soul. Remember: It’s not just fashion, it’s a lifestyle… a slightly dead inside lifestyle, but a lifestyle nonetheless! 💼💀🎉

Wear the “9-to-5 Necromancer’s T-Shirt” and transform your mundane Mondays into magical mayhem. Because who says you can’t look drop-dead gorgeous while feeling dead inside? 🕶️🔥