CATS BEFORE ANYTHING Sweatshirt 🐾 | Funny Unisex Crewneck for Cat Lovers | Bold Black & White Statement Pullover

🐱 Free US shipping purrs in within 6–11 days.

⚡ Want it quicker? Zoom upgrade = 4–8 days.

🌴 Island kitties (AK, HI, PR, territories) wait 7–12 extra days.

🚨 PRIORITY CHECK:
✅ Rent?
✅ Responsibilities?
✅ Relationships?
❌❌❌
CATS COME FIRST. ALWAYS.
This sweatshirt doesn’t whisper. It screams loyalty to your true overlords 🐈⬛
Bold white lettering. Black backdrop. No distractions. Just feline devotion in full caps.

💣 Why it slaps:

• Thick & cozy: 8.0 oz/yd² of cuddle armor
• Crewneck classic: Clean lines, zero fuss
• Double-stitched: Built like a tank, feels like a hug
• No itchy tags: Tear-away label = peace achieved
• Tubular knit: No side seams = smooth like a cat’s strut
• Ribbed collar: Holds shape like your cat holds grudges

🌍 Ethical AF:

• Made with US-grown cotton
• Certified safe dyes (OEKO-TEX approved)
• Backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol
• No sketchy stuff: passes flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols & phthalates tests

🎨 Color Real Talk:

• “White” = soft ivory vibes, not blinding snow
• “Orange” = subtle mood shifts depending on lighting (like your cat’s attitude)

🧼 Care Instructions:

Cold wash 🧊 | Low tumble dry 🔄 | No iron 🚫 | No dry clean 🚫
Basically: treat it like your cat—gently, but with respect.

😻 Final Meow:

This isn’t merch. It’s a manifesto.
Wear it. Post it. Let the world know:
CATS BEFORE ANYTHING.