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"Cats First, Humans Second" Premium Tee | Level Up Your Cat Mom/Dad Status!

"Cats First, Humans Second" Premium Tee | Level Up Your Cat Mom/Dad Status!

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🚨 Attention Cat People! 🚨 Do you ever feel like your cat owns you? (Spoiler: They do.) Celebrate your glorious servitude to your feline overlord with the "Cats First, Humans Second" tee – the ultimate mix of style, softness, and cat-approved comfort!

🧵 Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) masterpiece is softer than a kitten’s belly and comfier than your cat’s favorite spot on the couch. The classic fit & crew neckline make it your go-to for everything—whether it's casually ignoring humans or zooming into your cat’s latest shenanigans.

🐈 Cat-tastic Features: 

No side seams = ultra-sleek, waste-reducing fabric design 

Ribbed knit collar = stays in shape, even after your cat makes it their new scratching post ✨ Twill-tape shoulders = extra durability for your cat-parent adventures 

Tear-away label = zero irritation, max comfort 

Ethically sourced US cotton = because your cat would judge you otherwise. 

Plus, you can rest easy knowing this tee meets stringent safety standards, including flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements. Your comfort and safety are our top priorities!

🎨 Fabric Breakdown (Because details matter!): 

💠 Heather blends (35% cotton, 65% polyester) 

💠 Sport Grey & Antique shades (90% cotton, 10% polyester) 

💠 Graphite Heather (50% cotton, 50% polyester)

🧼 Easy Care Instructions (Because Cats Leave Fur EVERYWHERE): 

🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), with similar colors 

🔥 Tumble dry low heat 

🚫 No bleach, no dry clean 

🧺 Iron, steam or dry at low heat

🎁 Perfect Gift for: 

✔️ Crazy Cat Moms & Dads 

✔️ People Who Speak Fluent Meow 

✔️ Anyone Who Knows Cats Run the World 

✔️ Those Who Believe in Dressing With Purrsonality

💖 Whether you’re cuddling your kitty, rocking the pet parent aesthetic, or ignoring texts because you’re busy taking cat photos, this t-shirt will have you looking good and feeling pawsome.

🔥 Grab yours now and show the world that cats are life, humans are secondary! 🐾

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