Cats & Hockey Girl Sweatshirt – Funny Cozy Crewneck for Fierce Fans

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🐱💥 CATS. HOCKEY. CHAOS. 💥🏒
This sweatshirt is not a vibe. It’s a full-blown personality.
Picture this:
A gray cat.
Wearing a hockey helmet.
Holding a stick like it’s about to body-check your ex.
Yellow eyes locked in. No mercy. No apologies. Just purrfection. 😼

For the girl who doesn’t need much. Just cats. And hockey.
No drama. No fluff. Just slapshots and snuggles.

🧵 Built Like a Tank. Feels Like a Hug.

50/50 cotton-poly blend = soft enough for naps, tough enough for overtime
8.0 oz of cozy weight = not too light, not too bulky. Just right.
Double-needle stitching = this thing won’t quit (unlike your last situationship)
Crewneck classic fit = clean, comfy, meme-ready
Tear-away label = no itch, no snags, no BS
Seamless body = smooth like your cat’s villain arc
Ribbed collar = keeps its shape, even when you don’t 😅

🌱 Ethically Savage:

US-grown cotton, backed by the Cotton Trust Protocol 🇺🇸
OEKO-TEX certified dyes = safe for skin, safe for planet
No weird chemicals. Just good vibes and great threads.

⚠️ Color Drama Incoming:

“White” might be more off-white (like your cat’s moral compass)
“Orange” shifts with lighting — kinda like your mood watching playoffs

🧼 Wash Me Like You Love Me:
Cold wash. Low tumble. No iron. No dry clean.
Basically: treat it like your favorite hoodie, not your ex’s feelings.

💣 Final Word:
This isn’t just a sweatshirt.
It’s a declaration.
A lifestyle.
A warning.
I’m the type of girl who is perfectly happy with cats and hockey.
And if you’re not? 🐾 Get off the ice.