"Cats Never Broke My Heart" Premium Soft Tee | Ultimate Cat Lover Gift | Funny Feline Fashion

Exes? Flaky friends? Ghosted again? Who needs 'em. Your cat never flaked. Never lied. Never left you on read. That’s why this “Cats Never Broke My Heart” tee exists—to celebrate the only relationship that’s never betrayed you. 💔🚫🐱✅

Made from specially spun fibers that create a buttery-soft, smooth-as-a-cat’s-stare feel, this unisex shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors), delivering lightweight comfort at just 4.5 oz/yd². It’s like a warm purr on your skin—perfect for everything from binge-watching true crime with your feline soulmate to dodging weird brunch small talk with your ex’s cousin.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

😻 Purrr-fectly breathable & soft — feels like emotional support in shirt form

👕 Classic fit with a sleek crew neckline — dress it up or down, even semi-formal if you're feeling bold

💥 Bold distressed graphic — attention-grabbing and heartbreak healing

🙌 Tubular knit construction — no side seams, zero fabric waste, just clean lines and clean vibes

💪 Twill shoulder tape — stability that outlasts your last situationship

🌀 Ribbed knit collar — elastic enough to stay sharp, even after your fifth rewatch of “Don’t F**k With Cats”

💯 Ethically made with US-grown cotton — for people with strong morals and stronger feline bonds

🎨 Heather & sport colors come in cozy poly-blends for extra snuggle power:

      - Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester

      - Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

      - Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

🧵 Pearlized, tear-away label — because scratchy tags should be illegal

🖨️ Ideal for printing — your cat’s expression deserves sharp ink on smooth fabric

🔥 Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates & formaldehyde standards — safe enough for your cat to nap on

🧼 Cat-Proof Care Tips:

- Wash cold (30°C/90°F) with similar colors—fur blends in better anyway

- Tumble dry low—your cat will claim it fresh out the dryer

- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat (optional, depending on your energy level)

- No bleach, no dry clean, no drama

🎁 Great For:

🐈 Cat moms & dads who know true love has whiskers

💔 Anyone recovering from emotional casualties

🎁 Friends who deserve better (a cat counts)

🎉 Birthdays, breakups, Galentine’s, or random Tuesdays of feline appreciation

🚫 Not Sold in Stores — Exclusively Approved by Cats and Reserved for Legends Who’ve Chosen Fur Over Fails