Cats, Tattoos & Cuss Words – Funny Cat Lover Crewneck Sweatshirt

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🔥 Once Upon a Time... There Was a Girl Who Loved Cats, Tattoos & Said F❤️ck a Lot 🔥
🐾 Not your average fairytale. This sweatshirt is for the wild-hearted, cat-cuddling, ink-loving badass who doesn’t sugarcoat her story. The bold print says it all — “Once upon a time there was a girl who really loved cats & tattoos & said f❤️ck a lot… that was me. The end of the f❤️cking story.”

✨ Why You’ll Fall in Love

Feel-Good Fabric: Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² | 271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend = cozy as hell & tough enough for real life
Classic Fit Magic: Comfy crewneck, clean lines, zero awkward bulk
Built to Last: Double-needle stitching on every edge that matters — shoulder, cuff, neck, and waistband
No Scratchy Tags: Smooth, tear-away label (goodbye itchiness 👋)
Planet-Friendly: Ethically grown US cotton 🌎 + OEKO-TEX certified dyes that play nice with the environment

💀 The Vibe

Soft as a cat’s paw. Strong as your next tattoo.
This unisex crewneck keeps its shape thanks to ribbed-knit cuffs & collar — no sagging, no nonsense. The seamless body feels like a dream and keeps that print front-and-center, just where it belongs 😎

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