The "Good Taste in CATS, Bad Taste in MEN" Sweatshirt | Essential Cat Mom Life Crewneck

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The Design: It's Not a Phase, It's a Lifestyle.

Let's be real. Your taste in felines is impeccable. Your taste in dating? Well, the jury is still out. 😉 This hilarious crewneck captures that #catmomlife struggle with bold, eye-catching red and black typography. It’s more than just a sweatshirt—it's a knowing wink to every woman who chose a purrfect companion over, well, less perfect human dates. Make your statement!

Comfort That Outlasts His Texting Streak. 🧵

Forget scratchy, shapeless sweaters. This one is built to last through every cuddle session and breakup binge-watch.

• Weight & Feel: Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²), crafted from a super soft 50/50 Cotton-Polyester blend. It’s the perfect blend of softness and strength.
• Built Tough: Featuring double-needle stitching at all key stress points (shoulders, neck, cuffs, waistband) for top-tier durability.
• Stay Smooth: Thanks to the seamless body design and ribbed-knit collar (that retains its shape!), say hello to lasting comfort.
• Bye-Bye Itch: We tossed the annoying tag! Enjoy the silky smooth feel of the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
• The Look: Classic, unisex fit that feels great on everyone. (P.S. Heather Sport colors use a 60% Poly/40% Cotton blend).

Conscious & Clean Fashion ✨🇺🇸

You can feel good about wrapping yourself up in this one.

• US Grown: Made with ethically grown US cotton, supporting the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
• Clean Dyes: Dyed using OEKO-TEX certified processes that meet high safety and environmental standards.
• Guaranteed Safe: This garment meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. ✅

Keep It Fresh: Care Instructions 🧼

This piece is low-maintenance, unlike your ex.

• Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F).
• Tumble dry: Low heat.
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
• DO NOT iron or dryclean.

Quick Heads Up! 🚨

• The White color variant may appear subtly off-white, not bright clinical white.
• The Orange color may show subtle hue shifts under different lighting.