If You Hurt My Cat Sweatshirt – Funny Cat Mom & Dad Gift

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😼 “If You Hurt My Cat… I Can Make Your Death Look Like an Accident.”
Bold. Savage. Absolutely purr-fect.
This isn’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a warning label wrapped in cozy comfort.
Made for cat parents who love their fur baby just a little too much 🐾 and aren’t afraid to show it.
Slip this on, sip your coffee, and let everyone know where your loyalty lies.

💥 Why You’ll Love It

🧵 Comfy Meets Fierce: Medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend (50% cotton / 50% polyester) that feels like a warm hug… from a cat with claws.

💪 Built to Last: Double-needle stitching on every stress point. You’ll give up before it does.

😌 Zero Itch Zone: Gray pearlized tear-away label — no scratchy nonsense here.

🌱 Ethically Made: Crafted from US-grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that keep it safe for skin and Mother Earth.

🐾 Design Vibes

• Massive paw print. Playful fonts. A message that says, “I love my cat, but don’t test me.”
• The print pops beautifully on this unisex crewneck, turning every glance into a double-take.
• Heather Sport colors come in a 60/40 poly-cotton blend for that extra sleek touch.
• The ribbed-knit collar and seamless body mean no weird twists or itchy seams — just pure, flawless comfort.

⚠️ Cat-Parent Notes

• The “White” color has a soft, natural tone (not bright white).
• “Orange” may play a little with light — subtle shifts, just like your cat’s moods. 😸

🧺 Easy Care, Because You’re Busy Being a Cat Butler

Wash cold 🧼 • Tumble dry low 🔥 • No ironing, no dry cleaning, no drama.

👑 Own your cat obsession. Wear your warning. Rule your world.
✨ Perfect gift for cat moms, dads, and anyone whose cat runs the house.