“If You Hurt My Cat” Funny Cat Lover Tee | Hilarious Threat Shirt for Fierce Pet Parents

Just a tee? More like a threat in disguise. For the bold, the unapologetic, the cat-obsessed—this shirt isn’t just fashion, it’s a feline PSA. Featuring the sassy declaration: “If You Hurt My Cat, I Can Make Your Death Look Like An Accident,” this cat-themed t-shirt lets you protect your whiskered soulmate in style (and with a suspicious level of confidence 😏).

🧵 Made for Comfort + Sass:

100% ring-spun cotton (because softness matters when plotting revenge)—with fabric blends in select colors:
💡 Heather colors = 35% cotton / 65% polyester
💡 Sport Grey & Antique = 90% cotton / 10% polyester
💡 Graphite Heather = 50/50 split of cotton and polyester

Lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² and breathable, this tee keeps you cool no matter the season—or the heat of your silent cat-fueled rage. 😼🔥

Designed with a classic fit and a clean crew neckline that pairs perfectly with passive aggression and oversized eye rolls.

✅ Ribbed knit collar—highly elastic and built to bounce back even after the hundredth “don’t touch my cat” warning.

✅ No side seams! The tubular knit construction means reduced waste and a smoother, sleeker silhouette—no distractions, just impact.

✅ Twill tape along the shoulders adds extra reinforcement, so this shirt stays strong—just like your opinions on indoor-only cats.

✅ Tear-away label = no itchy nonsense while you're side-eyeing dog people.

🎨 Crafted from specially spun fibers for an ultra-smooth surface that takes prints like a dream—because bold statements deserve bold clarity.

🌱 Ethically grown and harvested US cotton, so your shirt feels good and does good.

✔️ Fully compliant with safety standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde. (Basically: attitude = high, toxins = zero.)

🎁 Great Gift For:

    - Cat parents with zero chill 😼

    - Your sassy bestie who treats their tabby like royalty 👑

    - Anyone who’s ever Googled “how to make a hit look like an accident” 👀

✨ Care Instructions (AKA keep it fresh):

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with similar colors

🔥 Tumble dry low

🚫 No bleach

🧽 Iron, steam, or dry at low heat (classy revenge always looks crisp)

❌ Do not dry clean (your cat wouldn’t approve)