Funny Cat Lover Shirt – Anti-Social Unisex Tee

Tired of small talk, long lines, and other people? 😒 Same. That’s why this shirt says what we’re all thinking: “Life is better with a cat (and less people).” 😼💅

Crafted from buttery-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton – a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) – this unisex tee wraps you in purring comfort while broadcasting your pro-cat, anti-human mood to the world. It features a classic fit with a crew neckline, delivering a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal (if you must) or semi-formal (more likely, if it involves a cat). Lightweight, breathable, and ethically made — just like your feline-approved lifestyle. 🐾

Whether you're dodging invites 🧍♀️🚫, bingeing cat videos 📱🐱, or curled up with your personal fur overlord 🛋️, this shirt’s got the right catitude.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

- 😻 Soft AF: Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton – because comfort > conflict. (For our blended beauties: Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather is 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.)

- 🧵 Seamless Sass: No side seams = a cleaner, more flattering fit.

- 💪 Built for the Lazy Rebel: Shoulder tape + ribbed collar = long-lasting wear, minimal effort.

- 🌱 Feel Good Fabric: Made from ethically harvested U.S. cotton, and meets strict safety standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde levels. So you can feel good about feeling anti-social!

- 🔖 No Scratch Zone: Tear-away label = no itchy distractions.

🎁 Paw-fect for:

- Introverted cat moms & dads

- Anti-social vibes & solo adventures

- Gifts for birthdays, holidays, or just because people suck 😌

🧼 Care Like a Cat Would:

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors (like your heart) 🧊

- Tumble dry: low heat (like your expectations)

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat (if you can be bothered)

- No bleach.

- Do not dryclean.

- No drama.